Fox & Friends Are America's Friends

Current TV's Conor Knighton brings the country a reminder that Fox News isn't all about watching deafening temper tantrums from the channel's biggest marquee names, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and all-star rookie Glenn Beck. No, there are three anchors you can turn to while you're eating your American eggs and non-French toast: the kind-hearted trio of Fox & Friends, Gretchen Carlson, Steve Doocy, anti-interspecies marriage advocate Brian Kilmeade.

Knighton points out the softer side of FNC by highlighting who he refers to as his three best friends. He also manages to unearth some pretty sweet ancient footage of former Miss America Carlson sporting shoulder pads that would make any NFL linebacker jealous and a black polka dot dress that looks as if it was stolen straight off the set of Steel Magnolias.

Watch the clip of Knighton making a strong case for his new television BFFs after the jump.